"Jesus returns to earth with a healing touch"

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Jesus returns to earth with a healing touch... So jesus comes back to earth from heaven, and states he can use his healing touch to cure anyone. A priest claims to have injured his back, and with a gentle touch, his back is cured. A monk states that he is going blind in one eye, jesus in turn heals the monk. A curious rabbi observed this, and when jesus asked if he required a healing touch, he said dont touch me motherfucker im on disablity.

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