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Here's your hilarious joke:

A man is on his deathbed and he smells chocolate chip cookies baking. He thinks, "If I could have just one cookie, I could die a happy man." So he gets out of bed, crawls down the hall, and with his last ounce of strength, reaches up to take a fresh cookie. But his wife smacks his hand with a spatula. He says, "Why did you do that?" "They're for the funeral."