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Here's your hilarious joke:

Abner's father wanted to see Abner's father wanted to see if Abner was a good salesman so he gave Abner a duck with the instruction to, "Take this duck to town, sell it & bring back the money". Abner sets off & on the way to town meets a pretty girl. They talk for a while & she is cajoled into fucking Abner but only if he gives her the duck. So they fuck & when done Abner gives her the duck. As they start to leave she asks if Abner will do it again. He says, "Sure but it will cost you that duck." She agrees & they fuck again. As Abner leaves her a car races by & hits the duck killing it. The driver gets out, apologizes & offers Abner $20 for the duck. Since Abner no longer has the duck he heads home & upon arrival his dad asks how he did with the duck. "Damn good," says Abner proudly. "I got a fuck for a duck. A duck for a fuck. And 20 bucks for a fucked up duck!"