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Here's your hilarious joke:

So I was at the bar the other day... ...and suddenly, I feel a large slap on my ass. Turning around, I spot the ugliest woman imaginable; she was large, heavily tattooed, and caked with metric tonnes of makeup. She said to me, "Hey there, guy. I saw you over there and thought you should call me." I looked her over once again, disgusted, then said, "Do you have a pen?" She replied "Of course!" "Well you'd better get back in it before the farmer realizes that you're gone."