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Here's your hilarious joke:

A Chinese General dies in battle... And ascends to the afterlife. There The General meets the Gatekeeper of Heaven, who needs to test him to prove that he's worthy of passing on. The Gatekeeper, without looking up from his ledger, says "I'm gonna need to know who you were and what you did in life." The General was taken aback. "Why, I was revered across the land as a great warrior and leader of the people! I was known as the Saint of War, and some even referred to me as a god!" The Gatekeeper looks up and studies the General for a bit, before finally saying. "Oh yeah, you were the one we were expecting. Guan, Yu."