Here's your hilarious joke:

The first time I introduced a girlfriend to my grandpa. "What's your name again?" "Claudia." "Oh *Claudia*. I'm sorry my dear, I won't forget it again. Claudia may I ask you something?" "Sure." "Do you know the difference between sex and breakfast?" "...Um, no.?" "Would you like to have breakfast sometime?"

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