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Here's your hilarious joke:

A cop needs to meet his quota for the month... ...so he sits in view of a bar and waits for the bar to close. As the people are filing out, he sees a man that is obviously hammered. He stumbles through the parking lot, trying his keys in 5 cars before he finds his own. He clumsily unlocks the door and sits in his car. He sits there for a few minutes, as the other patrons leave one by one. He starts his car and pulls onto the road only to be promptly pulled over. The cop walks up to the car and asks "Sir do you know why I pulled you over?" "No, sir. What's the problem?" "Have you had anything to drink tonight?" Asks the officer. "No, sir. Tonight I'm the DD." Baffled by his statement, the officer looks at him and laughs a little while asking, "The DD??" "Yes sir," says the man. "I'm the designated distraction"