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Here's your hilarious joke:

A buddhist goes to a hot dog stand and says... "Make me one with everything." When the guy hands him his hot dog, the monk pays and asks for his change. The vendor replies, "Change comes from within." Then the monk gets angry and pulls out his gun. The vendor clamors "Whoa, whoa! What about inner peace?" And the monk replies "this IS my inner piece." Suddenly a bystander calls out. "I've called the cops! They'll be here any minute!" The vendor, expecting the monk to flee the scene, is quite surprised to see that the monk makes no motion to leave, even as the sounds of police sirens fill the street. "Aren't you going to run away?" he asks. The monk shakes his head and replies, "Namaste."