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Here's your hilarious joke:

A guy walks into a whorehouse in Amsterdam . . . A guy walks into a whorehouse in Amsterdam. He sits down and a young girl sits on his lap. He whispers something in her ear. She jumps off his lap and yells, "Oh God no!" and scurries off. The madam notices this and thinks, "Okay, this guy is a little weird." So she sends one of her more experienced girls over. He whispers in her ear and she jumps up and yells, "ARE YOU CRAZY?" and hightails it. The madam thinks, "Okay, this guy is a freak." So she sends over her most experienced gal, I mean she's done things that 99.9999999999999% of the world has never even heard of. That gal sits on his lap, he whispers in her ear, and she jumps up and yells something nasty in German, Thai, and Brazilian Portuguese and runs away. So the madam goes over and demands, "What have you been whispering in my girls' ears?!" "I was just asking aboot paying in Canadian dollars."