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Here's your hilarious joke:

An Alien walks into a bar....Classic Dad joke An Alien walks into a crowded bar and takes a seat. Naturally, all the punters are curious and a little scared at first, but as the night wears on and people get more friendly, soon everybody is gathered around him drinking beers and listening to his stories of inter-galactic tourism. Feeling so welcomed, the Alien declares 'The drinks are on me from here on out!'. The people in the bar are obviously overjoyed and drink beer after beer until the entire bar is dry. A couple of hours later the bar is closing and the people begin to filter out wearily, patting the Alien on the back as the leave, thanking him for such a great night, until soon it is only the Alien left, sat opposite the bar tender. Bartender says; ' That was the most entertaining, busy night we've had in this joint...so thanks' 'No problem' says the Alien.. Bartender says 'There is the small matter of your tab though..' 'No problem says the Alien..'How much will it be sir?' '$12,350' says the Bartender rather sheepishly.. Alien unperturbed replies 'Ah! No problem sir!..Do you have change of a Zonk?' (I realise I'm bad at telling it)