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Here's your hilarious joke:

There were two guys in a lunatic asylum (LONG). This joke is in honor of the Batman comic The Killing Joke getting a movie release (no matter how lukewarmly it was received). So there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum, and one night, they decide they don't like living in an asylum anymore. They decide they are going to escape. So, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moon light… stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend didn’t dare make the leap. He's afraid of falling. The first guy has an idea… He says, “Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I’ll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!” The second guy just shakes his head. "What do you think I am? Crazy? You’d turn it off when I was half way across!"