Here's your hilarious joke:

A kid in Africa I’ve got a kid in Africa that I feed, that I clothe, that I school, that I inoculate for 75 cents a day. Which is practically nothing compared to what it cost to send him there. *[Source](http://thoughtcatalog.com/derek-marshall/2013/11/20-seriously-dark-anthony-jeselnik-jokes-thatll-twist-your-brain-sideways/)*

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