Here's your hilarious joke:

Intruding habit Girl: I'm upset with you. Boy: Why? Girl: Because you think I'm always intruding your privacy. And, I never give you enough space. And, I am too curious. I don't think I ever did anything like that, did I? Boy pauses for a moment before speaking: Honey! Where is it coming from? Why would you think so? Did I ever mention anything like that? I'd never say such things to you. Girl: True, you never said that to me. But, that's written all over your diary. Almost TEN times in the past week. And the girl starts crying.

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