Here's your hilarious joke:

A man takes his daughter with him to the barbershop. So this guy and his daughter go into a barbershop to get the man a haircut. The kid is hungry, so dad pulls a blueberry muffin out of his backpack to keep her occupied. She pulls up a chair next to the barber chair and starts to unwrap it. "Sweetheart," says the barber, "You're going to get hair on your muffin." "I know." She says, "I'm going to get tits, too."

"Kellsie Athena" Permalink