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A middle aged couple are walking in a deserted park together... ...when all of the sudden a UFO lands in front of them. Two aliens, one female and other male, walk out of the ship and approach the couple. "Don't panic," says the female alien, "we come in peace! We were travelling by and noticed your lovely planet and decided we'd like a tour from the local intelligent species." The human male looks at his wife suspiciously, when the male aliens adds, "Here's the deal we're offering for such a tour: we will give you each $20 million a year for every year you take us around your planet and show us your cultures." The wife says to her husband, "I thinks it sounds good," and he agrees. So for 5 years the two couple, alien and human, tour Earth and see everything there is to see. At the end of the tour the aliens return the humans to their house and thank them for the tour and give them the $100 million. "Your planet is amazing, I'm so glad we stopped, thank you for showing it to us," says the female alien. "We have experienced everything about human culture now, except one thing: sex. So we have one more offer for you before we leave: for an additional $50 million each, we ask you two to swap couples with us for one night so we may experience human sex." "$100 million more?! Yeah, we'll do it!" exclaim the human couple. The male alien takes the wife to one room and the female alien takes the husband to another. The male alien and the wife disrobe and the alien says to her, "Before we start I want to show you something. Punch me in the nose." "What?" "Punch me in the nose." So the wife punches him in the nose and the alien's penis gets bigger. "Now, twist my ears," he says. She twists his ears and his penis gets smaller. "Wow! I wish my husband was like that!" Four punches and a twist later they're going at it like crazy and it is the best sex the wife has ever had. The next morning the aliens pay up the extra $100 million and leave. The wife turns to her husband and says, "Wow, last night was amazing! How was your night, Honey?" "That crazy bitch kept punching me in the nose!"