Here's your hilarious joke:

A high powered NYC lawyer decides to drop out of the rat race So he moves to a small cabin in the Scottish countryside miles away from civilization. As he settles down with a drink by the fireplace he hears a knock at the door. Annoyed he opens the door and sees a large Scottish man with a big read beard and a kilt standing there. The large Scot smiles and says, "I'd like to welcome you to the neighborhood. I'm having a party at my house. There will be a lot of drinking, a lot of dancing, and a lot of fucking." "That sounds fun," says the lawyer, "Who will be attending?" "Just you and me."

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