Here's your hilarious joke:

I am an American spy A man comes to Lubyanka (KGB headquarters) and says: – I am a spy, I want to surrender. He is asked: – Whose spy are you? He says: – I am an American spy. – Well, then, you need to go to room #5. He goes to the room #5: – I am an American spy, I want to surrender. – Do you have weapons? – Yes, I do. – Please go to room #7. He goes to the room #7: – I'm a spy, I want to surrender, I have weapons. – Please go to room #10. He goes to the room #10: – I'm a spy, I want to surrender, I have weapons. – Do yo have communications equipment? – Yes, I do. – Please go to room #20. He arrives to the room #20: – I'm a spy, I have weapons and communications equipment, and I want to surrender. He is asked: – Do you have a mission? – Yes, I do. – Well, then go and execute your mission. Stop distracting people from their work!

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