Here's your hilarious joke:

A pioneer family is making its way across the prairie.... ... when they come upon a Native American laying with his ear to the ground. He gestures off into the distance and says "Wagon train, 3 miles east of here. 12 adults, 8 children, 16 oxen. Carrying a week's worth of supplies and moving at 6 miles-per-hour." "Wow!" says one of the pioneers, amazed. "You can tell all of that just by listening to the ground?" "No" replies the man. "Fucking ran over me half an hour ago."

"Shari Freida" Permalink