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Here's your hilarious joke:

A pioneer family is making its way across the prairie.... ... when they come upon a Native American laying with his ear to the ground. He gestures off into the distance and says "Wagon train, 3 miles east of here. 12 adults, 8 children, 16 oxen. Carrying a week's worth of supplies and moving at 6 miles-per-hour." "Wow!" says one of the pioneers, amazed. "You can tell all of that just by listening to the ground?" "No" replies the man. "Fucking ran over me half an hour ago."