Here's your hilarious joke:

Is she Hungary? "Is she Hungary?" Jimmy asked. "Alaska," said Johnny. "Yes, Siam," she replied. "All right. I'll Fiji," Jimmy offered. "Oh, don't Russia " Johnny admonished. "What if she Whales?" Jimmy demanded. "Give her a Canada Chile," Johnny suggested. "I'd rather have Turkey," she said. "Except that I can't have Greece." When the waiter bought the check, Johnny asked Jimmy, "I say, look and see how much has Egypt you."

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