Here's your hilarious joke:

So a snail walks walks into a car dealership... The salesman greets him and asks what he's looking for. After choosing a powerful muscle car, the snail makes one final request: "I'd like you to paint an S on each of the doors, and the hood. In fact, put an S on the fenders, bumpers, anywhere you can." The salesman agrees, but asks "We can do that, but I have to ask: why?" "Because when I blow past someone on the highway,I want them to say 'look at that s car go!'"

"Annora Randy" Permalink