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It was at the height of world war II… … and Hitler decided to invade Britain. So he asked the head of the Kriegsmarine to study plans for a water assault on Britain and carrying ground troops. After a brief study, the admirals conveyed with the Führer, and told him that it was absolutely impossible, there was no way the Reich could muster enough ships to carry all the troops and the logistics necessary. — The only way would be to do like Moses, and part the water of the English channels like the Red Sea, quipped a younger admiral from the back of the room. — Ja! That’s an idea! replied the Führer. — Send me the head rabbi from Auchswitz, the Fürher barked to his aide de camp. Several days later, several gestapo men entered the Führer’s office flanking a very frail old man with an impressive patriarch beard. — Mein Führer, herr rabbi Rosenblumenthalovicheinstein. — Herr rabbi, we are planning an invasion of Britain. We need to have Mose’s stick so we can part the waters of the English channel. Do you know where Mose’s is located? — Yes, mein Führer, answered the rabbi with a little glint in his eye. It is in the British Museum…