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Soiled Pirate There once was a noble Pirate who had a very mighty crew. One day, they spotted an enemy ship coming towards them when they were sailing. The Pirate said "YOU! Go get me red shirt!" So the young and rising Pirate did as the captain had said. Then a fierce battle took place between the two ships, with the red-shirted Pirate and his crew standing tall. Then one Pirate asked the captain "Sir, why do ye always wear a red shirt into battle?" The captain replied "Because if I get shot the blood will not show and will not scare the courage out of me crew." Days passed. Then one morning a young Pirate shouted from the top of the mast "SIR! 7 ENEMY SHIPS ON THE HORIZON!" The captain then turned to another young, rising Pirate and said: "Aye, go fetch me red shirt... and me brown pants too..."