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Here's your hilarious joke:

A man walks out of a bar, and gets into his car. He fumbles with his keys a bit and turns the car on, when he hears a knock on the window. He rolls down the window, and sees that the knocker is a police officer, who had seen the man stumbling out of the bar and decided to check it out. The police shines a flashlight through the man's window, studies his face, and says, "Sir, you've just come out of a bar, and your eyes look bloodshot. Have you been drinking?" The man looks at the police officer and says, "Officer, you're a cop, and your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"