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The farmers daughters One Friday night, while driving through a small, backwoods town, a mans car broke down. After walking several miles, the man comes upon a farm house with the lights on. He knocks on the door, and a man clad in dirty overalls answers. The man explains his situation, and asks if it would be possible to stay the night with the farmer until he could get his car fixed in the morning. The farmer explains that the town has but one auto shop, which will not be open again until Monday. He offers to let the stranger spend the weekend, under one condition: " You are welcome to spend the weekend here. All I ask is that you keep your hands off my two daughters, Nelly and Venus". The stranger agrees. The next night, Nelly comes to her father and asks permission to go on a date with the stranger. "I suppose it will be okay", the farmer says. "You can use my truck, but no funny business". That night, the man and Nelly load up in the farmers old beat up truck, drive a few miles down the road to a secluded spot, where he proceeds to bang her brains out. When they finished, they returned to the farm house and went to bed as if nothing had happened. The following night, Venus approaches her father with the same request, and the farmer gives her the same answer. "I suppose its okay. You can use my truck, but no funny business". That night, Venus and the stranger take off to the same secluded spot where he had taken Nelly the night before, where he proceeded to bang her brains out. Monday morning comes. The man gets his car fixed and returns to his home in the city. Once he arrives home, he decides to send the farmer some money to show his appreciation, so he writes a check and mails it to him. A couple of months go by, and the man receives an unexpected letter from the farmers address. Inside the envelope he finds a poem, which read as follows: "Are you the one that done the pushin', and left those stains upon my cushion, and your footprints on my dashboard upside down? Cause since you dated my daughter Nelly, she's had some swelling in her belly. I think you'd better come on back to town". The man was stunned, and unsure of what to do or how to respond. After some thought on the matter, he decides to try his own hand at poetry, so he mails the farmer the following poem: "Yes I'm the one that did the pushin', and left the stains upon your cushion, and my footprints on your dashboard upside down. But since I dated your daughter Venus, I've had some burning in my penis, so I guess we're 50/50 all around.