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Here's your hilarious joke:

The worst day ever. A scrawny man enters a bar, and takes a seat at the counter. He orders a drink, but doesn't touch it. About twenty minutes go by and the man still hasn't touched his drink. Next to him was a hefty trucker, who having noticed this thought it would be funny to down the other's man drink. He does this, causing some of the other bar patrons to erupt in laughter. The skinny man takes this poorly, and starts to quietly sob. The trucker immediately feels bad and offers to buy the man another drink. "No, it's alright. I was just having the worst day ever." the man said "You see, I had trouble finding my keys this morning, so I was late to work, and missed a very big meeting with some important client. My boss fired me on the spot. I leave the building, and see that someone has stolen my car. I take a taxi to the police station to report it, and it turns out that I left my wallet in the taxi. I walk home, and find out my wife is cheating on me with the neighbor. So I come here contemplating just ending my life, then you come along and steal the drink, I put the poison in."