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Here's your hilarious joke:

A woman is cleaning out her husband's bedside table... ...and when she gets to the bottom drawer she finds 3 eggs and $3,458. Confused, she asks her husband about it. He sighs, then says sadly, "You'd better sit down." She sits, looking anxious. "We've been married for over 30 years", he starts, "and in that time, I've... well I've been unfaithful." There's an awkward pause, then with tears in her eyes she asks, "What does that have to do with the eggs?" "Well," he explains "whenever I was unfaithful, I put an egg in the drawer." "Well three times isn't that bad in 30 years, but what about the money?" "Oh." the husband says, "Whenever I had a dozen eggs, I sold them."