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A young German wants to travel (x-post from German_Humour) A young man is undecided where he should spend this year's vacation. He asks his granfather for advice. Grandfather: 'When I was your age, I went to Paris. I went to a bar and everything was for free. I was totally drunk, climbed on the counter and pissed on the floor. After that I spanked that waitress' ass.' The young man is excited: 'Wow! That sounds great! Thank you, grandfather' - and books the travel. Two weeks later he finally arrives at home again. His nose is broken, his lips are bloody and he has a black eye. Grandfather: 'My God! What has happened to you?!' Young man: 'I don't know what I did wrong. I went to Paris, entered a bar and got totally drunk. As I proceeded to climb the counter, and opened my pants, the barkeeper beat me up. I wanted to grab the waitress' ass but she also slapped my face. When they finally realized that I didn't even bring money with me, they called the police.' Grandfather: 'That's very strange... how did you get to Paris?' Young man: 'By plane, and you?' Grandfather: 'With the SS.'