Here's your hilarious joke:

A mans wife isn't happy with her husbands performance in bed... So she goes to the doctor and explains her troubles. The doctor gives her a bottle of pills and says to the wife "Slip your husband 1 pill to be good. Give him 2 pills to be great. Give him 3 pills to be amazing. and give him 4 pills if you want to go all out and have a sore vagina for a week" So the wife goes home and gives her husband 1 pill and goes back to the doctor the next day and says "he was a little better" That night she gives her husband 2 pills and goes back to the doctor the next days and tells the doctor "he was great!" Again she goes back and ups the dose for her husband to 3 pills and returns the next day to the doctor with a glow about her. "he was so amazing doctor, i can't believe it!" She decides that she is going to take the chance and be a little sore, so she gives her husband 4 pills that night. the next day she shows up to the doctor and tells him "i can not believe the animal it made him! it was the most bone chilling sex i have ever had in my life!!" the doctor replies "thats great. just take a few days off from the sex to let both of your bodies rest". the wife asks "what happens if i give him more than 4?" to which the doctor replies "whatever you do, don't give him more than 4!" the wife returns home and is up all night thinking about how amazing the sex was and the curiosity is killing her about what happens if she gives her husband more. she wakes up the next morning after a crazy sex dream and decides that she has to have more. so she puts the rest of the bottle in her husbands morning smoothie to find out how good it can get. the next day, her son shows up at the doctor and says "my mom's dead, my sister is in the hospital, my ass hurts, and my dad is walking around outside saying 'here kitty kitty kitty'"

"Lenee Daveen" Permalink