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Here's your hilarious joke:

Three cowboys are captured by a tribe of Indians ...and they're stripped naked and hog tied. Not long after, the chief walks up to the first cowboy and says, "Would you like *Pwah*, or die?" Confused, the first cowboy says, "Well I don't know what the hell *Pwah* is, but it's got to be better than dying...I'll take Pwah!" The chief whistles, and suddenly the biggest and strongest Indian in the tribe appears from a nearby teepee - with massive, raging erection. The cowboy is bent over a log, and the Indian walks behind him and... PWAHHHH! Fucks the cowboy square in the asshole. The chief then sets the first cowboy free, and turns to the second. "Would you like *Pwah*, or die?" The cowboy, still in shock says, "Well Goddammit, I surely don't want to get plowed by that monster, but I ain't ready to die. I'll take Pwah!" Same as before, the chief whistles, and out of his teepee, the Indian, still erect, steps behind the second cowboy, and... PWAHHHH! Fucks him right in the asshole. The second cowboy is released and the chief turns to the third. "...*Pwah*, or die?" Disgusted, the third cowboy says, "you know what, I've lived a good life, and I'll tell you, there ain't no way I'm gettin' sodomized by no redskin. I'll take die!" The chief looks the cowboy dead in the eyes and whistles twice this time. Suddenly, the same Indian appears from his teepee, now with an erection swollen and throbbing more than ever. The cowboy is bent over the log and *PWAH* *PWAH* *PWAH* *PWAH* *PWAH* *PWAH!!!!* Fucks him until he's dead.