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Nixon's speech in case of mission failure was released... I rewrote it if GW had been in office. God has willed Neil Armlong and Edwin Aldrich have left the Earth and will not return. These brave men know that there is no hope for a safe return. We told them over the radio just a little while ago. They will be mourned by their families and friends; they will be mourned by their nation; they will be mourned by the people of the world; they will be mourned by their pets and by both democrats and republicans. In their exploration, they stirred the coffee, and that coalescent mankind. In the old days, when my grand pappy looked at stars over Texas and saw his heroes in the constellations, Washington, Jesus, JD Rockfeller. Today, we do much the same, but our heroes are epic men of flesh and blood, like Homer Simpson. Others will follow, we'll stack them up there. Man’s search will not be denied. Even he we have to invade Iraq to bring a man home safely. We'll do it. For every human being who looks up at the moon will know there are 'mericans up there who died practicing their love of planets.