Here's your hilarious joke:

Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?" Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?" Johnny: "Seven." Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?" Johnny: "Seven." Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Six." Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven!" Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!" Johnny: Because I've already got a freaking cat!"

"Janet Kerianne" Permalink