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Here's your hilarious joke:

Two guys are looking for an easy way to make some money. After days of brain storming, the first guy says, "Why dont we rent a crane and charge people to bungee jump off of it?" "thats a great idea!" says the second. They decide to charge 10 dollars for one jump. Soon they are making more money than they can carry. But then some guys down the street decide to steal their idea, and rent a bigger crane, and charge only seven bucks. the first two guys are quickly run out of buisness. The first guy says, "we need to take our buisness somewere nobody has access to construction cranes, that way nobody can compete with us." So they move their crane deep into mexico. They begin setting up their equipment, and all the villagers come out of their houses, to see what is happening. The men realize that these people have never seen one of these cranes before, or even know what bungee jumping is. So the first guy tells his friend to demonstrate, so the villagers know what it is. So the guy jumps, and he bounces a couple times, and the first guy pulls him up. But the second guy is hurt. he is covered in bruises, cuts, welts, and is bleeding. the first guy in shock asks "did you hit the ground?" "no" "did the crane on your way up?" "no" "what happened?" The second guy replies, "What the fuck is a piñata?"