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Stand up comedy - Found joke, work-appropriate, OC I'm an accomplished urinator. I know the common witticisms - "You're shoes were already wet / At the workrelease they teach us not to pee on our fingers / water's cold." - that kind of thing. But today I heard a new one to me - and the guy didn't say it to be funny. As far as I can tell with 90 seconds of googling, it's not commonplace. Perhaps a major discovery in urinal ripostery; use it in good health... I'm emptying my bladder into a urinal at work this morning, guy comes in, stands next to me, and while he's unzipping he asks, "How you doing." "Okay," I say, "How bout you" [here comes the joke] "I'm hanging in there."