Here's your hilarious joke:

Two Cannibals are Wandering the Jungle... They come upon a big fat missionary and brain him with a rock. They're excited to have such a feast before them. Being equitable to one another, as all cannibals are, they decide that one start at the feet and the other start at the head; they'll both work their way to the middle. After a few minutes, the cannibal at the feet says to the other, "How are you enjoying the feast?" The other replies, "I'm having a ball!" The cannibal at the feet says, "You're eating too fast!"

"Jorey Melonie" Permalink