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Here's your hilarious joke:

A Vampire died and was in the process of being reincarnated... They asked him, "What would you like to have in your next lifetime?" "Drinking blood is good but I don't like hunting, ideally I'd like to have a easy supply of fresh blood." "Alright." "I also like turning into a bat and flying, so let me retain wings.", he said. "Noted." "One last thing, my dark complexion seems to scare people too much, can I turn into something white?" "Sure thing." **Poof** He became a maxi pad.