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Here's your hilarious joke:

Once upon a time ... ...there was a king who ordered to spread the news that if someone could come up with a lie so big that it can't be believed at all the king would gift them a big barrel of gold . On the first day came forth a shepherd and said to the king : my grandfather had a stick that he could move the stars with, the king simply said : my father had the same one, i used to play with it all the time... the Shepherd left empty handed. Then on the second day came a tailor and said : i'm the only one who can sew the sky, the king said : you are not doing a very good job because yesterday it was raining... again the man left with nothing Then came a young man who said to the king : you promised me half of your kingdom! The king was stumped because if he said the man wasn't lying he would have to give him half of his kingdom so there was no choice but to give him the big barrel of gold. Then later that day the king sent the young man 10 strong men who shoved the barrel up his smart ass.