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The Three Window Washers [explicit] In a large city, far from the hustle and bustle of the commoners, stood a large mansion. It was an elaborate mansion, and it was owned by one of the wealthiest men in all of the state. Its main feature was a large glass window that reflected the world beautiful. In order to keep this window clean, however, biweekly cleanings were required, and a group of three men were hired every so often to clean it. This particular group of men consisted of a white man, a black man, and a Chinese man. Now, there's one other thing to know about this mansion. Along with its owner, his daughter lived inside the mansion with her father. Sadly, one day, the father passed away, and the woman was left with a huge mansion to live in. She inherited everything from her father--every last cent!--but there was one catch: she needed to be married in order to receive anything at all. The woman, at the time of her father's unexpected death, was not even *dating*, let alone *married*. This was a problem--the woman wanted the money and mansion. So, one day as the three men washed the window, she walked up to them from the inside of the house, naked. She held up a piece of paper with writing on it to them, and it read as follows: "I am the daughter of the person who owned this house. He has recently passed, and I will get it once his will is read. However, I need to be married, and that's where I need your help. I will take each of you, one at a time, to my bedroom, and we will have sex. Whoever can make me scream the most, I will marry." Now, the three men looked at each other. Could it be real? They couldn't believe it. "I want to go first," said the white guy. "I'll go last," said the Chinese man. The black simply nodded, and so the white man walked inside the house. After about 20 minutes had passed, the Chinese and black guys heard something faintly from inside the house. A minute later, the white guy comes out, grinning. "Good luck," he says, patting his black coworker on the back as he walks in. At this moment, the Chinese guy walks away from the other two, and from what can be seen, he looks like he is masturbating. The white guy notices this, but says nothing. After ten minutes, a noise much more audible than what had previously been heard came from within. The white guy hung his head, knowing he would not marry the gorgeous woman. The black guy came out, and the Chinese man went in without a word. The black man is confident--surely that small-dicked *Chinese* guy couldn't do better than him! However, not even one minute passes before the white and black guys can hear the loudest screams they'd ever heard from anyone. The two look at each other in surprise, unsure of what the hell just happened. They run in, thinking that perhaps their coworker had done something violent. As they reach the woman's door, the Chinese guy steps out, with a smile stretching from ear to ear. "What the hell did you do?" asks the white guy. The Chinese guy simply continues to grin, but after a moment, decides to answer in a sing-song voice: "Me Chinese, me so slick, me put Windex on my dick!" (Sorry, Chinese people, if this is offensive. I know that's a terrible stereotype, but that's how the joke goes.)