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Here's your hilarious joke:

After a long, miserable day a man hears a knock at the door.. He walks to the door and opens it to find there's no one there. He assumes it must be the neighborhood kids messing with him, so he angrily slams the door and begins to walk away. He takes a couple steps and hears the knock again. He lunges back and quickly opens the door, hoping to catch the kids in the act, but again his porch is empty.. Confused and growing even more angry, the man turns around to slam the door again. Right as his hand grabs the door handle he hears a tiny voice that says "hey, down here, sir!" The man looks down and sees a little snail sitting on his welcome mat. "What the hell do you want!?" Says the man "Well, sir, I would like to present you with a once-in-a-lifetime deal! For the low price of $39.99, I can offer you a 2-year subscript-" Before the snail can even finish his sentence, the angry man picks up the snail and throws him as far as he can. "I'M IN NO MOOD TO BE SOLICITED!" He yells as the snail is flying through the air..He then slams the door shut, locks it, and goes to bed. Three years later the man comes home from work and sits on the couch. He hears a knock at the door. He walks to the door and opens it but sees no one. He then looks down and sees a snail. The snail looks up and says.. "Hey, man...what the FUCK was that all about!?"