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An Italian, an Egyptian and a Greek... ...were fighting over whose ancestors had the most advanced civilization. The Romans were the most advanced said the Italian. And I'm going to prove it to you. Here's a photograph from a recent excavation site under the Colloseum. What do you see? The Egyptian and the Greek after studying the picture: -A wire. -Exactly. Do you know what that means? Said the Italian. -No, came the reply. -It means that the Ancient Romans had invented the telegraph! -That's nothing said the Egyptian. Here's a photograph from a recent excavation site under the Great Pyramid of Gyza. What do you see? The Italian and the Greek after studying the picture: -Two wires. -Exactly. Do you know what that means? Said the Egyptian. -No, came the reply. -It means that the Ancient Egyptians had invented the telephone! -Meh, that's nothing, said the Greek. Here's a photograph from a recent excavation site under the Parthenon. What do you see? -The Egyptian and the Italian study the picture. After looking hard, and examining all the fine details they say perplexed: -Nothing! -Exactly. Do you know what that means? Said the Greek. -No, came the reply. -It means that the Ancient Greeks had invented the cellphone! Rough translation from a Greek joke.