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Here's your hilarious joke:

Rusty the dog Rusty had a great bushy tail and lived his life in a bar. One night, Rusty gets hit by a car. His tail is the only thing left, so the barmaid preserves it. One night at midnight, the barmaid is about to close up when the ghost of Rusty walks back in, sans tail. "I want my tail back!" says the canine revanent. The barmaid smiles wryly "Sorry Rusty, but we don't retail spirits after ten".