Here's your hilarious joke:

Good Girls, Bad Girl’s And Naughty Girls Good girls loosen a few buttons when its hot Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons Naughty girls unbutton your pants Good girls wax their floors Bad girls wax their bikini line Naughty girls wax your nutsack Good girls blush during sex scenes in movies Bad girls know they could do it better Naughty girls do it with whips and chains Good girls wear white cotton panties Bad girls don’t wear any Naughty girls don’t really give a shit Good girls think they’re not fully dressed without a strand of pearls Bad girls think they’re fully dressed with just a strand of pearls Naughty girls want a " pearl necklace " Good girls pack their toothbrush Bad girls pack their diaphragms Naughty girls pack their dildos Good girls own only one credit card and rarely use it Bad girls own only one bra and rarely use it Naughty girls own the entire Fantasia collection Good girls wear high heels to work Bad girls wear high heels to bed Naughty girls make you wear high heels Good girls think the office is the wrong place to have a romance Bad girls think no place is the wrong place Naughty girls have sex all over the place Good girls prefer the missionary position Bad girls do too, but only for starters Naughty girls add some new chapters in the Kama Sutra Good girls say no Bad girls say when? Naughty girls don’t say anything, they just moan and scream a lot. Good girls go to the party, go home, then go to bed. Bad girls go to the party, go to bed and then go home. Naughty girls go to the party, hit on every guy there and then go home with two of them. (Saw this from a 2003 mail forwarding chain when I was cleaning my yahoo mail)

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