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Here's your hilarious joke:

So a Misting and a Ferring are walking down the street... ... when they are beset upon by a Thug. The ruffian demands all their valuables; each man hands over their wallet, as well as any jewelry on their persons. Once the Thug escapes with his spoils, the Misting turns to his friend, who seems unfazed by the incident. "Aren't you upset that man made off with all of your metalminds?" the man asks, puzzled as to his friend's demeanor. The Ferring shrugs. "Eh," he replies. "I wasn't really that Invested in them."