Here's your hilarious joke:

A man walks into a bar He goes over to the counter and is about to ask the bartender for a drink when he freezes. There, before him, was the bartender having sex with a monkey. "What are you doing?" the man asks, repulsed. "I'm having sex with this monkey." the bartender replies. "That. That is absolutely disgusting. I'm sorry, I can't drink in this bar." and he leaves. He goes to the bar over the road and sits down. He has a drink and says to the bartender, "You won't believe what I've just seen." "Hit me." "I went to the bar across the road from here and went in, went to order my drink and there I saw the bartender, with his trousers down, having sex with this monkey." "Really?" "Yes and I'm absolutely disgusted at his actions. In fact I have a good mind to phone the police on him." "I wouldn't do that if I was you." "Why?" "Because I am his brother!"

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