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A man dies and goes to hell... A man dies and goes to hell and there he meets Satan. Satan says "we have three rooms in which people will have to spend eternity, but you get to choose which one". So the man opens the first door, and he sees people screaming in agony, being burned for all eternity. "Nope, not that one", he says. He opens door number two and sees a torture chamber, with people being tortured by demons for all eternity. "Nope, not this one either." Then he opens door number three and sees naked people standing waist deep in shit drinking a cup of coffee. "Hm well this doesn't seem so bad", he muses, and tells Satan that he chooses to spend eternity in this room. He undresses, enters the room and is brought a cup of coffee. After 5 minutes however, a PA announcement is made, saying "Ladies and gentlemen, your annual coffee break is over, please all return to standing on your hands. Thank you."
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