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Urinal race. I was at a group thing and we went on break. Some dude and I got to neighboring urinals and in unison our pee hit the water at the same time. We both knew one thing, the race was on! The race was a dead heat. Both of us were expelling as fast as we could. I could hear the pressure increasing as we both of us wanted that win. The winner of a foot race can be designated by the one who crosses the finish line first. In that respect I won. The winner of a drinking contest is the one that didn't pee on themselves. In that respect, I lost.