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20 dollars in my pocket. One night, George went to the bar. He's having a good time, having some drinks, all is well. As the night goes on, George keeps drinking and ends up throwing up all over his shirt. "Ah shit my wife's going to kill me! She's going to know i stayed out all night and got drunk! " Bartender Bob says " It's fine, just put a 20 in your shirt pocket and tell your wife some guy here threw up on you, gave you 20 dollars to get the shirt cleaned. " " Great idea!" George exclaims, and proceeds to put the money in his pocket. He takes a cab home and as he walks through the door, his wife is standing there upset. His wife "look at you! You're drunk! You've thrown up all over yourself!" George" No no honey, you've got it all wrong! While at the bar some guy threw up on my shirt and slipped 20 bucks in my pocket to get it cleaned! " Wife" But thats 40 in your shirt pocket... " George "Oh yeah, he took a shit in my pants, too." Credit for this joke goes out to my pop's Edit- spelling