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Here's your hilarious joke:

The Old Samaritan An older couple are in bed at their country home during a bad thunderstorm. There is a surprising knock at the door. The husband goes downstairs to see who it is. A man in soaking wet clothes is standing there and asks "Can you please give me a push?" The older husbands responds with a resounding "No," and slams the door shut. The husband goes back upstairs and his wife asks "Who was that?" The husband responds "Just some guy looking for a push in this awful weather." The wive responds " Honey, don't you remember the night of our wedding? Our car got stuck in the mud and that nice man was kind enough to help push us out?" The husband quickly realizes that he should go outside and help the man. The husband puts on his jacket and boots and goes out of the porch. He can't see much because of the rain and yells "Hey buddy, do you still need that push?" The man yells back "Yes, please." The husbands says "Just tell me where you are" The man responds "I'm over here on your swing-set."