Here's your hilarious joke:

Good catch. A girl sneezed in the pub and her glass eye flew out and landed in my hand. I took it back to her and we got chatting. After a few beers and a bit of flirting, I took her home and made love to her all night. I asked her, 'do you sleep with everyone on a first date'. She said 'no, Only those that catch my eye'

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