"A driver was swerving all over the road"

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Here's your hilarious joke:

A driver was swerving all over the road... ... then was pulled over by a police officer. The police officer knocked on the door and said, "Sir, please blow into this machine" "Sorry officer, I can't" "Why not?" "Because I have asthma, and it might trigger an asthma attack" "Okay, could we get a blood sample then?" "Sorry officer, I can't" "Why not?" "Because I have diabetes, and it might upset my blood sugar level" "Okay, then just step outside your car and walk in a straight line" "Sorry officer, I can't" "Why not?" "Because I'm drunk"

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