Here's your hilarious joke:

A crackhead and a masochist are in a prison cell... They both have life sentences for one reason or another and are pretty hopeless overall. One day the masochist chops his finger off and throws it out of the cell just because he is bored. Then a few minutes later he chops his arm up to the elbow and throws it out of the cell. He repeats this action of cutting and throwing out of the cell with a few more of his human parts. During all this time the crackhead carefully observes every movement of the masochist and is obviously amazed. Finally, he says: "Dude that is the smartest prison escape ever - part by part!"

"Courtenay Andriette" Permalink